LIBERATE YOUR TASTE BUDS WITH THIS RECIPE FOR GENDERQUEER BANANA PUDDING SQUARES

Ingredients: 1 1/4 cups crushed vanilla wafers, 1/4 cup margarine, 8 oz Philadelphia Neufchâtel cheese, 1/2 cup powdered sugar, 8 oz Cool Whip, 3 sliced bananas, 2 oz Jell-O vanilla pudding, 3 cups fat free milk, 1/2 oz semi-sweet grated chocolate, and the gumption to carve out your place in this world, no matter what anyone says.
  1. Mix wafer crumbs and margarine; press onto bottom of 13x9-inch dish. Refrigerate until ready to use while listening to the audiobook version of "The Feminine Mystique," narrated by Patricia Arquette.
  2. Beat Neufchatel and sugar in medium bowl with whisk until blended, like a perfect society should be.
  3. Stir in 1-1/2 cups COOL WHIP; spread over crust. Top with bananas, or don't. I'm not here to tell you what to do, but rather guide you towards a more enlightened, egalitarian state.
  4. Beat pudding mixes and milk with whisk 2 min.; spread over bananas while remembering the sacrifices made by great women before you.
  5. Top with remaining COOL WHIP and chocolate. Refrigerate 3 hours.
  6. Remove from refrigerator and enjoy the knowledge that your pudding bars live in a world where they can self-identify in a way that makes them comfortable, rather than in a category society forces them into.