5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM
I closed my eyes, scrolled, and tapped.
- •This is Michael, or as we named him during orientation ice-breakers, Magic Mike. He is a pal and R2D2 is his ringtone.
- •I suppose I thought I needed to know this?
- •Ah, a selfie. Why am I wearing sunglasses inside?
- •Veggie sushi. #drool
- •Young Maya Rudolph, because she's queen. Also, I think I morph into her when I dance (If that makes any sense).