ALTERNATIVE NAMES FOR THE GOBLET OF FIRE

Titles that would have worked instead of Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
  1. Harry Potter and Ron is a right foul git
  2. Harry Potter and Victor Krum's fist pumps
  3. Harry Potter and the missing haircuts
  4. Harry Potter and Edward Cullen's excellent adventure
  5. Harry Potter and the dude that freaks me out
  6. Harry Potter and the needless objectification of Fleur
  7. Harry Potter and what the fuck happened to Voldi's nose