REASONS WHY MALFOY WAS A COMPLETE TOOL
Time for the biannual Potterthon
- •That time he wore a sling during prisoner of Azkaban. It looked like a pashmina and the nurse could have healed him in 2 seconds. Just being a dick to Hagrid.
- •When he showed up at Hogwarts w/ his hair like this. Lay off the gel-that's a Slytherdon't
- •That time he got all emo about that bird
- •When he showed up w/ his hair like this. WTF Malfoy. You were chosen to kill Dumbledore, not fashion
- •When Voldi reached out to him by giving him a hug and he just stood there and didn't hug him back. Way to leave the greatest dark wizard of all time hanging.
- •Dude his dad is the Donald Trump of the wizard world. No wonder he calls people Mudblood.
- •He got bitchslapped by Hermione and then he cried.