SCREENSHOTS I HAVE ON MY PHONE, EXPLAINED

  1. Nudes
    Cause it's fun to mess w/ my husband
  2. Goth girl
    Easier than actually putting on black lipstick and easier to clean than sharpie
  3. Jaden smith
    This proves he is a genius
  4. Buzzfeed finally got me right
  5. I didn't know they came in multiple scary colors
  6. I have no idea
  7. D's fan fiction
    Cause My kid is both weird and hilarious
  8. Proof a Facebook friend has crossed into crazy dog lady town and I had to show Dallas
  9. I still think this is hilarious
  10. Cause damn we're good looking
  11. Cause damn that is crazy