His inner monologue
  1. " we are building a wall and cats are going to pay for it"
    Static
  2. " we don't know where Jedi was born. He likes crazy party hats, what else is he hiding. He must produce his adoption paperwork "
    Static
  3. "We wouldn't be in this situation if Jasimine hadn't crapped on the floor yesterday which was 8-14-16". (Rip jasimine who passed on 7-12-16)
    Static
  4. "I am not a drunk"
    Static
  5. "I'm going to stop pissing on the floor ok. I excel at potty training ok. I'm the best puppy to every be potty trained ok
    Static
  6. " only losers like John McCain get captured. I would never find myself in that situation "
    Static