Ways In Which I Have Envisioned Meeting @mindy Kaling Today In Los Angeles
- •At my Sony Pictures Tour"Oh my gosh, I love your Chicago flag tank top! Chicago is so great are you from there? I'm just here for a pitch meeting to remake From Here To Eternity with me and Chris Pratt."
- •At my ABC Tour"How do you get your hair to do that!?" "Oh uh two bobby pins and I don't wash it that often." "SO glamorous. I'm here turning Why Not Me? into a movie starring myself because it's absurd to cast other actresses as me. #neverforget"
- •On the Walk of Fame"OMG are you playing PokemonGO? I have like a Squirtle and a rock and I cannot catch more but @bjnovak really likes it."
- •On My Friend's Roof"Someone called and said a sick kid is here whose dying wish is to meet me? Oh, you're just an unemployed 25-year-old white girl on a soul searching road trip? That's...um...yeah I'm gonna leave."
- •She Reads This ListOr BJ texts it to her. And she thinks I'm super funny and cool and we become best friends.