CHAPTER TITLES FOR MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY

Titled "My Invite Got Lost in the Mail"
  1. If you're Spanish, why are you white?
  2. The Avril Years
  3. The time I had a physics teacher who thought viruses were extra terrestrials and global warming was a lie
  4. Learning to Parallel Park and other life lessons
  5. The years of students faking heart attacks
  6. The gRAD school years