MOST EMBARRASSING THINGS I'VE EVER DONE

  1. Hit a lady with a pair of socks that I threw across a department store
  2. Stood up an sang to moulin rouge at my freshmen Dorm movie night (while the movie was on)
  3. Drank a little too much and rapped gold digger on top of a bar
  4. Ran up to someone I thought was my dad to hug them only to learn it was a stranger