Random Food Abominations at the Del Mar Fair

I love bacon, but the obsession at my hometown county fair got a little out of hand. (But I can be slightly more forgiving of "deep-fried [fill in the blank].")
  1. Why not chocolate-covered bacon cotton candy?
  2. I gravitated toward the sourdough part of this (I live in the Midwest, where you can't find decent sourdough to save your life) before I noticed the Nutella bacon thing.
  3. I've seen the future and it's a triple bypass and valve replacement.