Things I Think About As I Try to Be "Vegan Before 6"

I love the idea behind Mark Bittman's book "Vegan Before 6": Eschew all animal products during the day and allow yourself to have meat, eggs, and/or dairy for dinner. But I'm not doing so well with it so far. When I do succeed, I've got too much on the mind as I consume more nuts, berries, and sadness.
  1. Bacon
  2. The giant roast pig we had at our wedding reception
  3. Giant blocks of Tillamook extra sharp cheddar
  4. My deep hatred for kale and quinoa
  5. Bacon
  6. Spam
  7. Egg, sausage, and Spam
  8. Almond milk: not so bad
  9. How do they find the little udders on the almonds?
  10. Spam, egg, sausage, and Spam
  11. Inserting hot, sharp skewers into my eyes — preferably with marinated beef filet kabobs on them