Thoughts That Occur to Me When the Neighbor's Chihuahua Won't Shut Up
I have always considered myself a dog person. Chihuahuas, I have long concluded, are not real dogs.
- •The seventh circle of hell is guarded by a thousand Chihuahuas.
- •How many volts does it take to quiet a Chihuahua? Not kill it, just quiet it down.
- •Chihuahua meat probably is chewy and gamely, like incredibly tiny pieces of venison jerky.
- •How far into the suburbs do hawks and falcons fly? And are they hungry?