Reasons I don't want to go to IKEA on Bank Holiday Sunday

  1. We haven't got a car so we have to get a bus there and an über back
  2. I always feel awkward trying to get big things into a taxi/über
  3. She wants to buy garden furniture. It's going to be heavy
  4. Even though we have a small list I bet we get loads of things many of which we don't need
  5. I'm already really comfortable on the sofa