All the Books I Have Give Five Stars on Goodreads

I swear I'm not a slutty critic, I don't give out 5-star ratings like they're nothing. I just read a lot...
  1. Call Me By Your Name / André Aciman
  2. The Handmaid's Tale / Margaret Atwood
  3. Magnolia: The Shooting Script / Paul Thomas Anderson
  4. Pride and Prejudice / Jane Austen
  5. The Uncommon Reader / Alan Bennett
  6. On Love / Alain de Botton
  7. U.S.!: Songs & Stories / Chris Bachelder
  8. Ender's Game / Orson Scott Card
  9. The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay / Michael Chabon
  10. The Mysteries of Pittsburgh / Michael Chabon
  11. Werewolves in Their Youth / Michael Chabon
  12. The Yiddish Policeman's Union / Michael Chabon
  13. The Passage / Justin Cronin
  14. The Twelve / Justin Cronin
  15. The Hours / Michael Cunningham
  16. House of Leaves / Mark Z. Danielewski
  17. Blue Nights / Joan Didion
  18. The Year of Magical Thinking / Joan Didion
  19. The Keep / Jennifer Egan
  20. The Time Traveler's Wife / Audrey Niffenegger
  21. Middlesex / Jeffrey Eugenides
  22. Tree of Codes / Jonathan Safran Foer
  23. Sex Criminals, Vol. 1: One Weird Trick / Matt Fraction
  24. The Sandman, Vol. 2: The Doll's House / Neil Gaiman
  25. The Sandman, Vol. 3: Dream Country / Neil Gaiman
  26. The Wicked + The Divine, Vol. 1: The Faust Acts / Kieron Gillen
  27. The Fault in Our Stars / John Green
  28. Will Grayson, Will Grayson / John Green & David Levithan
  29. The Story of a Marriage / Andrew Sean Greer
  30. East of West, Vol. 1: The Promise / Jonathan Hickman
  31. Locke & Key, Vols. 1-6 / Joe Hill
  32. Practical Magic / Alice Hoffman
  33. How To Be Good / Nick Hornby
  34. The Uses of Enchantment / Heidi Julavits
  35. The Laramie Project / Moisés Kaufman
  36. Book One: Work, 1986-2006 / Chip Kidd
  37. The Bucolic Plague - How Two Manhattanites Became Gentleman Farmers: An Unconventional Memoir / Josh Kilmer- Purcell
  38. it / Stephen King
  39. The Stand / Stephen King
  40. The Talisman / Stephen King
  41. The Millennium Trilogy / Stieg Larsson
  42. Every Day / David Levithan
  43. The Lover's Dictionary / David Levithan
  44. Two Boys Kissing / David Levithan
  45. The House of Yes / Wendy Macleod
  46. Both Ways is the Only Way I Want It / Maile Meloy
  47. The Emperor's Children / Claire Messud
  48. Cloud Atlas / David Mitchell
  49. Daytripper / Fábio Moon & Gabriel Bá
  50. I'll Give You The Sun / Jandy Nelson
  51. A Visit From the Goon Squad / Jennifer Egan
  52. How I Write: The Secret Lives of Authors / Philip Oltermann
  53. Texts from Jane Eyre: And Other Conversations with Your Favorite Literary Characters / Mallory Ortberg
  54. If There Is Something To Desire: 100 Poems / Vera Pavlova
  55. House of Stairs / William Sleator
  56. Love, Dishonor, Marry, Die, Cherish, Perish, A Novel By / David Rakoff
  57. The Golden Compass / Philip Pullman
  58. The Subtle Knife / Philip Pullman
  59. The Amber Spyglass / Philip Pullman
  60. We Sinners / Hanna Pylväinen
  61. The Witching Hour / Anne Rice
  62. Nine Stories / J.D. Salinger
  63. Disturbances in the Field / Lynne Sharon Schwartz
  64. The Lovely Bones / Alice Sebold
  65. I Like You: Hospitality Under the Influence / Amy Sedaris
  66. We Need to Talk About Kevin / Lionel Shriver
  67. Have You No Shame?: And Other Regrettable Stories / Rachel Shukert
  68. Special Topics in Calamity Physics / Marisha Pessl
  69. On Beauty / Zadie Smith
  70. The Wordy Shipmates / Sarah Vowell
  71. Umbrella Academy, Vol. 1: The Apocalypse Suite / Gerard Way & Gabriel Bá
  72. The Colossus of New York: A City in 13 Parts / Colson Whitehead
  73. Fray / Joss Whedon
  74. A Short History of Women / Kate Walbert