Stages of Grief: Egged Car Ed.

  1. 1.
    Disbelief 🙀
    "What?!"
  2. 2.
    Sadness 😭
    "But but but I didn't do anything to deserve this!"
  3. 3.
    Needing Sympathy 📲
    "Mom! Guess what happened!"
  4. 4.
    Anger 😡
    "Whoever did this is such a jerk!"
  5. 5.
    Blind Rage 😎
    "FUCKING CUNTS."