Sashay away, Mrs. Potts.
  1. A high end immersion blender in a super fun color.
    Useful and fun, but might cut you.
  2. One of those fancy wine decanters.
    Crystal. Which would also be my name, obviously.
    Suggested by @mandi
  3. A pampered dog, such as this:
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    Suggested by @dave
  4. a soda stream named bubbles
    i'm tall, loud and although you don't need me, you can't deny that your life (and water) was flat before i came along.
    Suggested by @lindsaygelfand
  5. This little, bouncy iPhone speaker. I'd set and/or kill a lot of moods with my jamz.
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    Suggested by @hollis
  6. I was the feather duster.
    Suggested by @videodrew
  7. Crock-pot
    I'm the reason that the Beast and Belle had those warm, delicious stews they always seemed to be eating.
    Suggested by @carolineschwartz
  8. A toaster
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    I have my own non-Disney film, which is excellent!
    Suggested by @lindsinger
  9. This
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    Suggested by @vp
  10. Salt shaker
    Shakin all day, all night 💃🏻💃🏻💃🏻
    Suggested by @MissBicks
  11. A vase full of roses
    Who cares about one stinking "special" rose, I've got a dozen!
    Suggested by @ava
  12. DeLonghi Magnifica ECAM 23210B Espresso Machine
    Potts already hated me before we were changed, but now she sees me as a serious rival. That bitch cut my power cord.
    Suggested by @EricElkins
  13. Swedish Meatballs. BOOM.
    Suggested by @oligear
  14. The sassy, straight-talking houseplant with a heart of gold.
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    Suggested by @leslie
  15. Swiffer who is always getting surprised by stuff aka TAYLOR SWIFFER
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    Suggested by @alexandrafiber
  16. A beautiful spoon
    Suggested by @erichutchinson
  17. Merry, singing, cartoon dildo
    Suggested by @SGGinNYC
  18. Feather duster
    Suggested by @videodrew