LGA➡️PBI
  1. Laguardia Airport is like a bus station for planes.
    It's basically the Port Authority of aviation, only more unpleasant.
  2. Wheelchairs are the way to go.
    Even if you don't need a wheelchair at home, make sure you get one at the airport--someone will push you to your gate and you get to board early with first class and infants.
  3. "Vacant" on the bathroom door might be a lie.
    I walked in on a woman who has apparently never heard of locks. The flight attendant told me not to worry, "it happens all the time."
  4. They take local dignitaries very seriously.
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    Their families must be so proud.
  5. This airport is an amazing 80's mall.
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    There's even a restaurant called Nick's Tomato Pie. Who's Nick? What's a tomato pie?