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I'm a rather large fella, so I thought it'd be fun to rename some of the classics to illustrate my body's abundance.
  1. Lord of the Fries
  2. To Eat a Mockingbird
  3. The Catcher in the Pastrami on Rye
2 more...
and ONLY when they're on TV...
  1. Road House
    This is one of those movies that if someone walks in on you watching it, you turn it quickly. People deserved to be judged for liking this movie. It is cinematically brutal, but so nostalgic and refreshingly familiar. This movie is 80s hubris.
  2. The Replacements
    It's just so not believable simply for the fact that Keanu Reeves plays the eventual clutch QB who gets the head cheerleader in the end. Keanu Reeves... But I like rooting for has-been underdogs on their hind legs.
  3. The Negotiator
    I just like watching Samuel L. Jackson get mad at white people trying to ruin his life.