THINGS MY GRANDMA HAS PUT ON FACEBOOK (TRANSLATED BY BING)

Missing mi abuelita all the way in Buenos Aires
  1. "I am trying to delete me a few wrinkles and then I put a photo"
  2. "I am going to get married to my first granddaughter, hurraaa!!!!"
  3. "All the women have jumped into the closet!!!!!!!!"
  4. That she might be a bit racist?