THINGS I HATE ABOUT BRIAN TRACEY
- •His giggle is just too endearing
- •He makes my heart beat too fast every time he says my name
- •He makes me get an uncontrollable urge to make me aggressively proclaim my love for him at least six times a day, which has negatively affected my relationships with other loved ones.
- •Every song I hear I imagine him singing it with his beautiful lower register making any song that I don't hear sung by him just not enjoyable.
- •Looking at his gorgeous flowing hair reminds me of how inadequate I am in that department
- •He shines a light on me so bright that when he takes it away I cry for a thousand summers