THINGS I HATE ABOUT BRIAN TRACEY

  1. His giggle is just too endearing
  2. He makes my heart beat too fast every time he says my name
  3. He makes me get an uncontrollable urge to make me aggressively proclaim my love for him at least six times a day, which has negatively affected my relationships with other loved ones.
  4. Every song I hear I imagine him singing it with his beautiful lower register making any song that I don't hear sung by him just not enjoyable.
  5. Looking at his gorgeous flowing hair reminds me of how inadequate I am in that department
  6. He shines a light on me so bright that when he takes it away I cry for a thousand summers