THINGS TO ASK YOURSELF WHILST AWAITING A BUS

  1. What are the names of the other people at the bus stop?
  2. What will I eat for dinner tonight?
  3. Who came up with the names for the stores on this street? They're dumb...
  4. When I was 6 was i that loud and annoying?
  5. How many hours did I actually sleep last night?
  6. Do I even want the bus here here anymore?