Things about Antonia in "Antonia" by MCS that I don't like

Similarly inspired by @bjnovak !
  1. She's always eating Captain Crunch
  2. She shaves her legs with ginsu knives
  3. She quotes a lot of Annie Hall
  4. She hates the way I comb my hair
  5. She drinks a lot of Chardonnay
  6. She sneezes when she sees bright lights
    Wtf is that