REASONS WHY I AM DEFINITELY SKIPPING CLASS TONIGHT

Because who really wants to sit at a desk in a cold room until 9 in the evening.
  1. It's pretty outside
    We have so few pretty days left, I almost think my professor would understand and excuse my absence
  2. I didn't finish the assigned reading
    How could I possibly contribute to the learning of other students if I don't have a clue what's going on?
  3. My attendance has no bearing on my grade
    I do love professors that don't hold attendance against you
  4. I want to cuddle with my dog
    He misses me. I just know it.