THINGS I'M DEFINITELY GIVING UP

this is not a procrastination list
  1. Drinking
    my soul is dehydrated at this point
  2. Ice cream at EVERY meal
  3. Procrastapooping
    it can't be good for you
  4. Wearing the same pants four days in a row
    it's sad. everyone can tell, and it's sad.
  5. Seeking validation through social media
    this is not an example of that behavior
  6. Living through tv shows
    danny castellano is fictional!! and a republican, for god's sake!!