SIGNS THAT I FINALLY GOT THAT PUPPY I'VE ALWAYS WANTED

  1. My youngest child is 6, but suddenly I'm having a lot of conversations about pee pee and poo poo and potty training.
  2. Drastically reduced presence on ListApp (and other social media).
  3. My phone is filled with pictures like this.
  4. All of my jackets are stocked with dog treats and plastic bags.
  5. I keep repeating that @lenadunham line about her "wire fox terrorist."
  6. Or else saying heartily, "They should have named them WIRED fox terriers!" and then chuckling like an insane goofball dad.
  7. Did I mention the pictures?