I started in the Book Review as a copy editor, where one of my jobs was writing "label heds" for the reviews I worked on. A lot of suggestions never made it into print; I recently came across the notebook where I had jotted them down, minus any context from the original reviews.
  1. Misleading Lady
  2. Dictator Tots
  3. Schlock of the New
  4. Postmod Squad
  5. The Family Twee
  6. The Old Pornographers
  7. Gen XXX
  8. Arse Poetica
  9. Jackass of All Trades
  10. Flattery Operated
  11. So Loathsome I Could Cry