Signs of Full-on Adulthood

These are the ways I'll know I've become a real functioning (successful) adult.
  1. Owning cutesy hand towels
  2. Buying name brand food items without internal debate
  3. Dropping off/picking up dry cleaning
    In a timely fashion
  4. Shopping around for insurance
  5. Understanding/appreciating nice wine
  6. Having fancy cheese on hand
    Not just impulse-buying it to eat for dinner after a hard day
  7. Knowing my bank account number by heart
  8. Not expecting my tax return as a crucial form of income
  9. Remembering to make dentist appointments
  10. Giving the dog a bath
    Or myself
  11. Using matching dishes