THINGS I'D RATHER BE DOING THAN PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCES

  1. Get body hair waxed
  2. Watch Fox News
  3. Go to the DMV
  4. Listen to uninformed high schoolers discuss politics
  5. Go to the dentist
  6. Go back to the dentist to get cavities from stress eating candy because of parent teacher conferences filled
  7. Watch Spider-Man 3