THINGS I CONSIDER TO BE AMONG THE HIGHEST FORMS OF ART

  1. Jazz music, played well on any instrument
    Extra points if it's a saxophone
  2. Ballet
  3. Natural vibes that radiate to attract animals and their immediate love/ affection
    Also applies to babies
  4. The ability to walk while carrying a hot beverage without giving yourself third degree burns
  5. A good joke, told with perfect cadence
    Punchline strikes at just the right time, with elaborate but not extravagant hand gestures
  6. Self control while in the presence of even the most deliciously unhealthy foods
  7. Story telling
    Something I dream of one day mastering
  8. Simultaneous bedroom and bathroom organization
    Not sure how people keep their shit together like this but DAMN, it's impressive