THINGS I SAW IN IKEA TODAY
- •A man and woman embracing in a tender hug for no less than 2 minutes while standing in the bathroom sectionMy guess is that they both simultaneously decided on a faucet and were overwhelmed with joy by their aligning aesthetics
- •A baby bottle left next to a display of color changing shelvesNot seen: the pissed off hungry baby who doesn't have their bottle
- •So. Many. Children.
- •Frantic lost moms trying to find their way around while towing along angsty, passive teenagers wearing hoodies and headphones
- •Elderly man sleeping in one of the bedroom display roomsThere were a few kids staring at him