THINGS I SAW IN IKEA TODAY

  1. A man and woman embracing in a tender hug for no less than 2 minutes while standing in the bathroom section
    My guess is that they both simultaneously decided on a faucet and were overwhelmed with joy by their aligning aesthetics
  2. A baby bottle left next to a display of color changing shelves
    Not seen: the pissed off hungry baby who doesn't have their bottle
  3. So. Many. Children.
  4. Frantic lost moms trying to find their way around while towing along angsty, passive teenagers wearing hoodies and headphones
  5. Elderly man sleeping in one of the bedroom display rooms
    There were a few kids staring at him