Things I Thought When Kid Rock Kicked Me Out of the Bathroom After the Last Episode of Trl
- •Okay what is happening?
- •Wait. For real? I am actually using the bathroom.
- •Kid Rock still has a pretty big crew (it was 2008). Is he bankrupting himself paying for health insurance for all these guys? LEARN FROM HAMMER, KID!
- •Okay so which drug is he going to do
- •Still rocking that tiny hat, and it still doesn't look good.
- •I appreciate that you gave me a nice nod & sheepish smile, like, "ain't life crazy? One minute you're nobody in detroit, the bext you're fucking groupies with scott stapp & having your half-dozen bodyguards kick people out of bathrooms"
- •He is doing this so he can SMOKE POT? Really. Just smoke in your fucking car before you come in, christ.
- •I guess he really is a cowboy. Baw wi ba ba, you crazy diamond.