Highlights of the Work-Sponsored Bowl-A-Thon to benefit Junior Achievement

  1. Co-workers started buying buckets of Corona like immediately after arriving
  2. I won a duffel bag that will probably only be used as a cat toilet
  3. Someone wanted to win tickets to my one-man show in the Chinese Auction
  4. Twelve different pronunciations of my last name
  5. Bowled like 6 strikes
  6. Free pizza even though it tasted soooo weird