Things Keeping Me From Dying While Waiting at the DMV
- •I'm wearing boat shoes with no socks. It's not gross. It's summery. Floral shorts too.
- •The lady at the document verification counter told me my paperwork "couldn't be better."
- •@nataliarodas and I did a guided mindfulness exercise after we parked and before we came inside.
- •All of the babies here have ceased their crying and resumed their undeniable cuteness, if only for a brief moment.
- •We're getting Five Guys after this.
- •Nobody wants to be here, neither patrons nor employees, so there's a slight vibe of that unity that i imagine happens when a bunch of people are trapped in a mine or an elevator together.
- •Probably gonna get extra pickles on that Five Guys. And Peach Mello Yello Zero to drink.