1. The rain decided to make an appearance when no one asked
  2. Chipotle is giving people E. coli
  3. An ant crawled on my pizza
  4. I didn't realize I ate all of my Halloween candy until I reached for another piece
  5. Siri told me she couldn't play the next song for me in Spotify
  6. The bag of Doritos I opened contained only 3 chips