THINGS I THINK WHEN I'M DRIVING

11/30-12/4
  1. Are cellphones giving us cancer and I don't even know it? What if they're like cigarettes and we are all naive?
  2. How do outdoor cats know to come back home?
  3. Can swans really be gay?
  4. Why did that man just flip me off?
  5. When looking out the window, does my dog ever confuse other people for me?
  6. Why are disability friendly bathroom stalls the last stall? Why wouldn't you make it the first stall?