SOME THINGS I'VE LEARNED FROM BENJI

  1. A new (and probably safer) way to pit an avocado
  2. An appreciation for the words "bananas", "zonked", "rats", and "sandbagged"
  3. Being overly competitive at mini-golf is not a way to impress a date
  4. Maple syrup is delicious in lemonade
  5. Cafe Du Monde is the only place to eat in New Orleans at 2am
  6. Fruit flavored popcorn is not tasty
  7. Sitting next to someone in a booth, instead of across from them, is weird
  8. What's involved in owning a hot dog cart
  9. Mt. Khatadin is the biggest mountain in Maine
  10. Maine is more than just a vacation land
  11. Eating cookie butter on apples is weird