Things I believe are true in the Berenstein

Not this crap Berenstain dimension
  1. Barb is there
  2. Ashanti and Ja Rule are the Beyoncé & Jay Z
    And my phone would autocorrect an asterisk on the i in Ashanti
  3. Aaron Carter is the Justin Timberlake
  4. Tesla is Apple
    30 years earlier than it will be here
  5. Harambe....
    Sorry too soon
  6. City High are the Black Eyed Peas