Ratios at Equinox

  1. 1:4- people who are just there to get discovered
  2. 2:3-trainers who you will find on Studio System
  3. 1:2- trainers who call themselves "sculptors"
  4. 2:3- octogenarians that are in better shape than I am
  5. 1:2- boobs, which have been noticeably enhanced, in the women's locker rooms
  6. 1:4- people who have been in the same nightclub as Leonardo DiCaprio.
  7. 1:8- women who have been invited to board Leonardo DiCaprio's yacht.
  8. 1:75- people who actually look like they could use some more time at the gym.