Ratios at Equinox
- •1:4- people who are just there to get discovered
- •2:3-trainers who you will find on Studio System
- •1:2- trainers who call themselves "sculptors"
- •2:3- octogenarians that are in better shape than I am
- •1:2- boobs, which have been noticeably enhanced, in the women's locker rooms
- •1:4- people who have been in the same nightclub as Leonardo DiCaprio.
- •1:8- women who have been invited to board Leonardo DiCaprio's yacht.
- •1:75- people who actually look like they could use some more time at the gym.