Aladdin Musical Spectacular Jokes, Ranked
Today is the last day of Aladdin at DCA. Here are Genie's ad lib jokes for the 2:20 show ranked.
- •"That's a weird position for a rug... Sort of like the one on Donald Trump's head. "
- •"Harry Potter gave Dobby clothes. Dobby is a free elf!"Explaining how Aladdin should use his third wish for granting his freedom.
- •"Give it up for Elsa!" *applause* "let it go."
- •"You get 3 wishes. No more. Except you get some "mistake" wishes that you will call "prequels", and then you will make another and everyone will forgive you."Y'all know what this is about.
- •"That sounds good on paper... But so did Jar-Jar Binks."Response to Aladdin deciding he won't tell Jasmine the truth.
- •"They're disappearing faster than Hilary Clinton's emails."Responding to the parade leaving the stage after the "Prince Ali" number.
- •"Oh, I'm so sorry. Jafar is actually first runner up for Sultan. PHILIPPINES. Philippines is the Sultan."After granting Jafar's wish to be Sultan
- •Aladdin: "I don't understand. Can anyone understand?" Audience: "Rub the lamp!" Random Guy: "Don't leave me!"Same Random Guy. Same.