THINGS I AM EXCELLENT AT THAT WILL NEVER EARN ME A LIVING
Such is my life.
- •Performing karaoke rap songs on my Wii Glee game.
- •Remembering what you said that one time.
- •Telling you who that actor was in that one movie who is now on some TV show...
- •Buying the best birthday and Christmas gifts.
- •Coming up with the best themes for my dog's yearly Christmas card.
- •Knowing where the plot line will go in some melodrama show, like all of the WB/CW shows.
- •Waiting in line for a movie on opening day.
- •Coming up with witty comments on my FB and Instagram posts.
- •Mad lip syncing skills
- •Choreographed car dancing