THINGS I AM EXCELLENT AT THAT WILL NEVER EARN ME A LIVING

Such is my life.
  1. Performing karaoke rap songs on my Wii Glee game.
  2. Remembering what you said that one time.
  3. Telling you who that actor was in that one movie who is now on some TV show...
  4. Buying the best birthday and Christmas gifts.
  5. Coming up with the best themes for my dog's yearly Christmas card.
  6. Knowing where the plot line will go in some melodrama show, like all of the WB/CW shows.
  7. Waiting in line for a movie on opening day.
  8. Coming up with witty comments on my FB and Instagram posts.
  9. Mad lip syncing skills
  10. Choreographed car dancing