1. "Just saw this text"
  2. "Ty"
    "My time is more important than yours"
  3. Hashtag use to convey stuff that could be just written out in regular non sentences #itsweirdpeoplestilldothis #really #stop
  4. "That's just the kind of person I am"
  5. K
    See "Ty" although note that aggression levels vary
  6. Sending a YouTube link that denotes how far along you were when you decided it was good enough to share
  7. "But it gets dirty so quickly." -when told how lovely the snow in New York City is
  8. "Baths are gross. You're sitting in your own filth"
  9. Asking friends to like your Facebook status /Instagram photo via email.