Impress your friends with a minimum of effort, just call me the dog whisper whisperer.
  1. Shit on the floor
  2. Pee on the floor
  3. Lick the floor clean
  4. Bark at squirrels
  5. Sniff another dogs butt
  6. Have bad breath
  7. Bark when other dogs bark
  8. Wake someone up in the middle of the night
  9. Attract fleas
  10. Attract skunks
  11. Bring dead rodents
  12. Escape