From someone who has a deep hatred of the dentist
  1. Can't wait to see the beautiful portrait of the dentist's beautiful family and their HUGE teeth.
    It's unprofessional.
  2. I'm not going to floss.
    I have a permanent retainer and until they take it out for free, I will not be threading string through my teeth.
  3. I don't know how much longer I can ignore the pain of my wisdom teeth
    Because I've been calling them scam artists every time they tell me it's time to have them removed
  4. I do need a new toothbrush
  5. It's going to smell like dentist chemicals
    And I won't be able to hide my disgust
  6. The tv will have Fox News on and I'm just going to be quietly crying with my mouth open
  7. They're going to ask me questions about college
    And That's exhausting