Thoughts About This Dentist Appointment
From someone who has a deep hatred of the dentist
- •Can't wait to see the beautiful portrait of the dentist's beautiful family and their HUGE teeth.It's unprofessional.
- •I'm not going to floss.I have a permanent retainer and until they take it out for free, I will not be threading string through my teeth.
- •I don't know how much longer I can ignore the pain of my wisdom teethBecause I've been calling them scam artists every time they tell me it's time to have them removed
- •I do need a new toothbrush
- •It's going to smell like dentist chemicalsAnd I won't be able to hide my disgust
- •The tv will have Fox News on and I'm just going to be quietly crying with my mouth open
- •They're going to ask me questions about collegeAnd That's exhausting