THINGS SAID TO ME BY MY CAB DRIVER LAST NIGHT
- •"PLEASE tell me you smoke."
- •"Let's see how sharp you are. If I am riding on a donkey and a man throws a rock at me and I fall off, am I stoned of my ass?"
- •"Who are you voting for?" Me: "(oh God, oh God)....I don't know. You?" "Truth be told, none of these candidates are going to make a difference. We are headed towards a world-wide financial collapse in the next two to three years that is designed to make the rich richer. The only thing that will make a difference is an armed insurrection."
- •"I like to walk alone on the beach at night."
- •"I'm the type of guy who doesn't need to spend money to have a good time."