1. i love you two-person wide escalator 2000 people from this nj transit train are trying to cram on to!
  2. i've missed you sardine packed subway car where being forced inside the personal bubble of another does not require you to acknowledge their existence.
  3. aww, i miss my therapist! i wonder how she's doing. i'm sorry, i mean i wonder how she thinks i'm doing.
  4. wow, forgot what a relief it is not having to make eye contact!