1. (As Sam comes on the screen) Is that Herbie?
    Me: you mean Sam? My dad: that's what his name is?
  2. He's the biggest douche on the show, but at least he has a cool voice
    (About Littlefinger)
  3. A girl looks like a giant mess
  4. Oh no something happened! Jon Snow got a haircut?
  5. What, is a three year old telling people what to do? Get her out of here!
  6. Is Arsenic sitting next to him?
    Me: you mean...Sansa? Who tf is Arsenic? (**I'm p. Sure he meant Arya and got her confused with Sansa, but still..what?)