1. my cooking skills go as far as cereal and kraft macaroni and cheese
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  2. check books are the devil
  3. my car keys are always missing, yet always in the right place
  4. finding them, though, is only tough when I remember to bring them
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  5. my phone battery is almost always on 20% or lower, if it's even alive
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  6. sometimes I'd rather buy new clothes than do laundry, the laziness is real
  7. doing any recreational activity must involve alcohol
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  8. fomo is so real, so real I may need to call out of work
  9. in the midst of it all, I'm trying very very hard to adult these past few months