reasons I'm never going to be able to adult

  1. my cooking skills go as far as cereal and kraft macaroni and cheese
  2. check books are the devil
  3. my car keys are always missing, yet always in the right place
  4. finding them, though, is only tough when I remember to bring them
  5. my phone battery is almost always on 20% or lower, if it's even alive
  6. sometimes I'd rather buy new clothes than do laundry, the laziness is real
  7. doing any recreational activity must involve alcohol
  8. fomo is so real, so real I may need to call out of work
  9. in the midst of it all, I'm trying very very hard to adult these past few months