TASKS I WOULD ASSIGN TO MY PERSONAL ASSISTANT (IF I HAD ONE)

Inspired by @ListPrompts. Making this list makes me feel selfish
  1. Coffee
    I need a venti vanilla iced coffee with cream always in hand
  2. Clean my room
    Hey I just did laundry, can you hang up my clothes? Hey I just got home, can you put all my stuff away?
  3. Handle my social media
    I just had a funny thought, tweet this for me
  4. Drive me around
    Am I allowed to ask my personal assistant to do this or do I need to hire a chauffeur? Either way I don't want to drive myself around anymore.
  5. Bring my lunch
    I mostly don't go out to get lunch at work because I don't want to leave my office and go out to get lunch. If someone else could get me lunch that'd be ideal