5 PHOTOS ON MY PHONE, CHOSEN AT RANDOM
Alternatively titled: I have a problem & it's my obsession with CBS reality TV, Norm McDonald, & post-drunk-brunch photography sessions.
- •An Instagram I took in NYC two months ago. Kudos to me, this one is fairly normal.
- •An outing to the zoo in which my one friend is strangling a small mammal statue and my other friend looks like she's about to slide out of the frame. Getting weirder.
- •A picture I have saved for laughs, but use most effectively to shirk my responsibilities. I'm beginning to regret this list.
- •"Do I look like a Kennedy in that one?" "Sure."
- •And here comes the full-blown regret. That said, if any casting people for BB18 are on here, I'm available.