THINGS I WANT TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN THAT NO ONE WILL APPRECIATE
- •My own cat.Step 1: Purchase cat ears. Step 2: Wear all grey. Step 3: Avoid men at all costs. MEN ARE THE ENEMY.
- •My grandmother at her bachelorette party.The one and only requirement is LOVING YOUR LIFE.
- •Conjoined twin turtles!!!This one requires a friend. I am accepting applications in the DC area.