1. My own cat.
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    Step 1: Purchase cat ears. Step 2: Wear all grey. Step 3: Avoid men at all costs. MEN ARE THE ENEMY.
  2. My grandmother at her bachelorette party.
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    The one and only requirement is LOVING YOUR LIFE.
  3. Conjoined twin turtles!!!
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    This one requires a friend. I am accepting applications in the DC area.